Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Opportunity Knocks: The Museum Needs Your Help!


Below is an open call from Museum Director Olivia Luther to all motivated volunteers.  We are opening up great opportunities to shape the future of the Museum!  


The Museum staff has been working on a new vision to help us become a more relevant and community-driven institution.  Despite all our hard work, we realized that if we want to really get some fun participatory projects going, we need some help.  My staff is fabulous, but they are stretched thin with a slate of summer programs, developing fall exhibitions, and fundraising efforts, so we are looking for a few extra hands.
 
So… if you have been wondering where you could funnel all of your creative energy and ideas…look no further – we have an opportunity for you!  
 
Now for the small print disclaimer… We have no money. We cannot pay you in dollars. And we have no money with which to present programs and exhibitions.  Yes, I feel that museum workers should be paid and paid well for their efforts. But the museum is currently in a position where we need to rely heavily on volunteers to do all kinds of things from planning events to running the store.
 
And! Unlike people with paid positions, you will have the opportunity to focus entirely on creating a killer project. We will give you some direction and check in on you as often as you would like, but mostly, you'll have the run of your project.  We also still need help on our front desk assisting with admissions and to be the first smiling face patrons see.  While this may not be the most exciting job, this is the most important.  Bring a friend and make it a social occasion to welcome patrons and be ambassadors of great art!  
 
Here is a list of things we are looking for (but we are open to other ideas too):
 
Creativity Lounge. After the current exhibition comes down on September 3rd, we are hoping to turn one of our gallery spaces into a fully hands-on experience for visitors. This studio space will be provided for all to come and get their art on! If you are a master in the art of concocting creative experiences, we need your help to assist our patrons by wetting their a(rt)ppetite and getting those creative juices flowing! In addition, we will also need a person with crafty resourcefulness to collect and organize art materials that will be used for a variety of projects. Mainly, this area will require artistically inclined supervisors to be present in the space and available to help out with our visitor’s creative, hands-on, experience.
Museum Reinvigoration Project. We have a great space! When we have school tours and events, the energy is fabulous, but other times it can feel a bit cavernous and dead. We would like to invite local artists, crafters to come and demo/make/perform in the museum on a regular basis. We're looking for someone who loves to coordinate with artists and feels just as comfortable sweet-talking a tuba player into giving a demonstration as he does cleaning up from a surfboard shaping afternoon. Please keep in mind, these programs should appeal to both children and adults, creating an all (age) inclusive atmosphere.
Late night programming. Starting July 1st, the museum is changing its hours to the following:
Wednesday – Sunday, 11:00 am – 5:00 pm
The first Friday of each month, 11:00 am – 9:00 pm
On the Friday nights, we want to offer events geared towards adults – and we are really open to ideas on this one.  We could offer game shows, a tag-team art/history lecture series, an exhibition jam, and an urban history scavenger hunt. The main idea here is for it to be something fun, exciting, and unique that, most importantly, could be paired with a great cocktail! It could be whatever you are thinking/doing/exploring right now. The more fun the planning of this night can be. The more fun it will be for patrons to partake of it.
Museum Store.  Have you ever wondered how we stock our great Museum store? Have you ever had ideas of what we should sell? Here’s your chance to give the store a complete makeover.  We are looking for an individual, or a group of individuals who would like to do the following:  find new merchandise from consignment artists; negotiate contracts, prices and closeouts with artists; design all displays and keep them looking fresh; handle all aspects of inventory; organize special sale events; and update our point-of-sale system.  This position will require steady work and we are looking for a long term partner committed to making the store shine! If you have a retail background or simply are interested in our store, we want you!
Art Swap Meet.  This is a big one.  We would like to start hosting an art fair for local artists/artisans/crafters/etc. to sell their works to the public.  No specifics here – we want to hear your thoughts... 
 
If you are interested in one or more of these opportunities, or you know someone who is, please send me an email and I will get back to you soon. We’re not expecting to make all of these things happen this summer, but we'd love it if we could get a few exciting things off the ground soon.
 
  
 
Olivia Luther, Museum Director
 

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Helpful Homemaker Hints: One of My Best Spent Dollars



So, I went to the Dove Library in Carlsbad yesterday wanting to visit their Cannon Art Gallery, and was thwarted by news of them being closed for the installation of a new exhibition. Note to self: find out if a museum/gallery is open before you drive there. I was a bit bummed about that (though the new show, On Your Own Time, featuring artwork by City employees will open June 10th), but I was delighted by the prospect of a book sale at the library store.

Three carts of books stood outside the store beconing to me with the promise of being only $1. I can't resist a book sale. A little red paperback caught my attention: HHH Helpful Homemaker Hints. I had to roll my eyes, and then I read the teaser on the back:
Auto drivers have the AAA
Business people the BBB.
In the early '30s and '40s
American Youth had the CCC.
Homemakers too have a "triple threat"
For today or for future time
It's HHH Helpful Homemaker Hints
All done in melodious time!

WHAT!?!?! Any book with such a creative reference to the Civilian Conservation Corps was worth a buck; and it's so clearly wrong in this time of post-post-feminism that I just couldn't resist. As it turns out, it's quite an entertaining read (as long as you don't dwell on how there was a time when it was socially acceptable to think that all a woman needed was a few clever rhymes to make her a 'happy little homemaker').

Some hints are surprisingly clever:
When children roast marshmallows or hot dogs,
You can protect their little hands.
Poke a stick through the middle
Of aluminum throw away pans.

Some hints are really helpful:
To tell if fresh corn is ripe,
You don't have to peel the husk down.
Just look at the tassel on top of the corn,
And it's ripe if the tassel's dark brown.

And some hints are ridiculously antiquated:
For pantyhose
To last somewhat longer,
Try the following method,
To make them stronger;
Wet, gently wring,
Freeze in plastic bags,
To protect your pantyhose
From runs and snags.

Yeah, I'm sure today's woman is super concerned about the longevity of her pantyhose! Perhaps these poems won't join the ranks of Whitman or Frost within the cannon of American literature, but I'm passing the book around the Museum and so far it's a hit. 'Best dollar I've spent in a long time.


Later,
Beth


Wednesday, June 1, 2011

It's a Girl......Dog!



The Lump of my life

It's official! I finally adopted a dog!!!! All those who know me from work and otherwise are aware that I have been all talk and no action for years now. My husband always throws out the, "GET A DOG ALREADY," when I start crying over those heart-breaking ASPCA commercials. Well, on Thursday I decided - as I do every month - to browse the Escondido Humane Society's web page. I came across an image of a small black dog, very roly-poly and lumpy in appearance. I was immediately taken by the little creature. I decided I had to meet her.

"Celeste" as she was then known, was being fostered and I arranged for her foster mom to bring her to the Humane Society on Friday. As it turned out, she wasn't roly-poly - it was just a weirdly angled photo - but I still liked her. Once she sniffed her surroundings she just wanted to lay on her back and enjoy a belly rub. Cut to the next day with the hubs and I scrambling around to find dog accouterments and putting down a security deposit with our landlords. By noon on Saturday she was our dog, our Lumpy - I still like to imagine her a bit chubby. Lumpy is proving to be a great dog. She's super mellow when in the house, wanting to sit on the couch; yet she is duly excited and appreciative of a good walk. She is totally house-broken and starting to grasp the sit command (especially when Pupperoni is involved).

I want give mad publicity to the Escondido Humane Society. It was so apparent that the dedicated employees and volunteers are devoted to their work, and just so happy to be matching orphaned animals with the right forever families. They really accommodated my schedule in terms of meeting with Lumpy and getting the adoption process complete. My Lumper was fully micro-chipped, spayed, de-flead, bathed and medically sound when I took her home. I even got a complimentary collar. I caught a great adult dog special and my fee was only $45. 'Small price to pay for the unconditional love only a dog can give you.


So, if you're looking for an addition to your family, please, please, please consider an animal shelter like the Escondido Humane Society. They have everything from dogs to hamsters, supporting their cause is just such a great help and investment in the community. There's really no substitute for the love, patience and selflessness you learn from adopting a pet.....Okay, I'll get off my soap box now and hang out with Lumpy.

Later,
Beth